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About the Hotel

69 Rue Blanche, Paris, 75009

Near the Moulin Rouge

Perfect

9.1

/10

4.8

"Nicely decorated room that was much bigger than standard city hotel rooms."

Jacqui from Spain

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"The free (soft drinks) mini bar and coffee/tea facilities in the room were a nice touch."

spudyorkshire from United Kingdom

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"We like the free snacks from 2pm-2am. This makes a huge difference."

Grace

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3-star contemporary hotel in the heart of Paris

Accommodations

Hotel Joke - Astotel offers 51 rooms with a distinct Parisian design and enhanced soundproofing. Each room includes a flat-screen television and complimentary tea and coffee facilities. Select rooms feature balconies that provide city views.

Location

Situated in the 9th arrondissement, the hotel is steps away from Opéra Garnier and the famous Galeries Lafayette. This central location allows easy access to public transportation with the Richelieu-Drouot Metro station just 2 minutes' walk away. Guests can explore nearby attractions like the Louvre Museum and Montmartre.

Dining

The hotel provides a complimentary buffet breakfast featuring a variety of pastries, cheeses, and hot beverages. Guests can enjoy breakfast in the dining area or take it to their rooms. Additionally, the hotel has a bar area where guests can relax and enjoy refreshments throughout the day.

Unique Offer

A standout offer at the hotel is the complimentary soft drinks and snacks available throughout the day. This service allows guests to relax and refresh without leaving the comfort of the hotel. This additional touch enhances the overall experience for visitors.

Highlights

Location: Steps away from Opéra Garnier

Dining: Complimentary buffet breakfast

Accommodations: 51 rooms with soundproofing

Amenities: Small library for guest use

Select your room type

The hotel provides a selection of rooms—doubles, family rooms, and suites—with perks like free cancellation, breakfast options, and great value deals

Double Room
2 persons
165 sq. feet
1 Queen-size bed / 1 Double bed
Air conditioning
Heating
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Twin Room
2 persons
175 sq. feet
2 Single beds
Air conditioning
Heating
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Superior Room
2 persons
205 sq. feet
1 King-size bed or 1 Queen-size bed
Air conditioning
Heating
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Amenities & services

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Facilities: Perfect

9.1/10Review score

General

No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Safe deposit box
24-hour reception
No pets allowed
24-hour security
Luggage storage
Lift
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key card access

Guest Parking

No parking available.

Services

Housekeeping

Dining

Special diet menus

Children

Cots

Room features

Air conditioning
Heating
Mini-bar
Soundproofed rooms
Tea and coffee facilities

Self-catering

Electric kettle

Media

Flat-screen TV
AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

Carpeted floor

Hotel Joke - Astotel Location

69 Rue Blanche, Paris, 75009

Map view

City landmarks

Museum

Louvre Museum

1.5 mi

Square

Champs-Elysees

1.4 mi

Landmark

Arc de Triomphe

1.8 mi

Mall

Eiffel Tower

2.4 mi

Museum

Musee d'Orsay

1.6 mi

Church

Sacre-Coeur

4200 ft

Garden

Tuileries Garden

1.3 mi

Opera House

Palais Garnier

4000 ft

Church

Sainte-Chapelle

2.0 mi

Square

Place de la Concorde

1.3 mi

Landmark

Grand Palais

1.4 mi

Cemetery

Montmartre

2800 ft

Mall

Passage Brady

1.3 mi

Museum

The Centre Pompidou

1.8 mi

Church

Cathedrale Notre-Dame de Paris

2.2 mi

Park

Luxembourg Gardens

2.5 mi

Nearby

35 Rue du Chevalier-De-La-Barre

Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre

200 ft

Restaurants

Bouillon pigalle

2100 ft

22 Boulevard de Clichy

Marianina

100 ft

88 rue Blanche

Chez Pino

500 ft

5 rue Mansart

Cafe Blanche

300 ft

79 rue Blanche

Nouilles Vivantes

400 ft

100 rue Blanche

Comedie Cafe

800 ft

31 rue Pierre Fontaine

Le Vintimille

600 ft

1 Place Adolphe Max

Quick

700 ft

82 boulevard de Clichy

Epicerie Blanche

700 ft

51 rue Blanche

Au Gourmet

900 ft

19 rue de Bruxelles

Explore Paris

Nearby Activities and Attractions

Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre

1-minute walk

This stunning basilica offers panoramic views of Paris, breathtaking architecture, and a serene atmosphere for reflection.

Moulin Rouge

3-minute walk

Iconic cabaret known for its spectacular shows and vibrant performances, perfect for a night of entertainment in the heart of Paris.

Grevin Museum

19-minute walk

Famous wax museum featuring lifelike figures of celebrities, historical icons, and engaging exhibits. A fun visit for all ages.

Sacramento, Montmartre

16-minute walk

Charming district renowned for its artistic history, cobbled streets, and lively atmosphere, ideal for a leisurely stroll and photos.

Visit Montmartre

11-minute walk

Explore the artistic heart of Paris, from quaint cafés to street artists, and soak in the vibrant local culture.

Cycling Along the Seine

25-minute ride

Rent a bike and enjoy a scenic ride along the Seine River, featuring stunning views of iconic landmarks. Rentals are nearby.

Yoga at Parc Monceau

30-minute ride

Relax and rejuvenate with a yoga session in the beautiful Parc Monceau. Classes available at various levels. Booking required.

Marianina

1-minute walk

Cozy Italian eatery offering homemade pasta and a warm atmosphere. Perfect for families and romantic dinners alike.

Cafe Blanche

2-minute walk

A charming café known for fresh pastries and coffee. Ideal for a leisurely breakfast or a light lunch in a vibrant setting.

Chez Pino

2-minute walk

Popular for its classic French cuisine, Chez Pino features a cozy ambiance and is perfect for enjoying traditional dishes.

Moulin Rouge

3-minute walk

Catch a dazzling show at this legendary venue featuring exquisite performances, dinner options, and an electric atmosphere.

Le Backstage by the Mill

4-minute walk

A vibrant spot for live music, showcasing local talent and engaging events. Family-friendly and a great night out for all.

Lido de Paris

15-minute drive

This glamorous cabaret offers dazzling shows and a fine dining experience. Reservations recommended for all ages.

Getting around town

City Centre
Paris 30 min · 1.6 mi
Airports
Orly (ORY) 31 min · 12.7 mi
Paris (CDG) 39 min · 15.9 mi
Train
Gare Saint-Lazare 11 min · 3000 ft
Underground
Blanche Metro 3 min · 700 ft

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Property information and rules

Check-in

from 15:00-23:59

Check-out

until 12 pm

Guest Parking

No parking available.

Internet

Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.

Breakfast

You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs EUR 12 per person per day.

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

Languages

English, Spanish, Italian

Number of floors:

Number of rooms:

Former name

Blanche Hotel Paris

Reviews and Ratings

What past guests shared about their stay

Review score

Based on 3 verified reviews

7.4 /10

Very good

100%

Recommend

Cleanliness

9.3/10

Comfort

9.3/10

Facilities

9.1/10

Free Wi-Fi

8.7/10

Location

9.4/10

Staff

9.5/10

Value for money

9.0/10

based on 1944 reviews

5/5

Mia from Finland

Double Room

4 nights in October 2025

Reviewed: December 18, 2025

7/10

A satisfactory experience.

quiet room working aircon excellent location hygiene bathroom thin walls really small minibar

i stayed for several nights. My room was spot on, and it was very quiet. the aircon worked well, as it was quite hot outside. i also found the location surrounded by metro stops to be excellent.

I found some downsides. The bathroom didn't had great hygiene. also, the walls were QUITE thin. I also found that the minibar was a REALLY small addition

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stanley from united kingdom

Family with children

double room

3 nights in November 2025

Reviewed: November 30, 2025

9.3/10

excellent stay!

friendly staff good breakfast afternoon snacks quiet ambiance

the reception staff were very friendly the weekend i was there. breakfast had a good choice. the snacks in the afternoon were a treat. this hotel is close to the metro. the hotel was quiet and plenty was around.

the bed was a little too soft for my preference, just a minor thing.

Dining

9/10

The breakfast buffet included fresh and dried fruit, pastries, yogurts, and a variety of hot dishes. Many choices available ! there was a selection of teas and coffees available.

Location

10/10

The station is a short walk from the building. Guests are near moulin rouge. a range of local shops are within easy reach, including a metro stop! the location is amazing!!!

Service

9/10

The staff spoke english and were always willing to help. they provided generous hospitality. soft drinks in the room were a helpful touch. I appreciated the service, for sure.

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Justin from Canada

Single

Double Room

3 nights in August 2026

Reviewed: September 10, 2025

6/10